"Listen, colorful birdy, you are the brightest celestial body in the orbit of Mars ..."

"To my friendly neighbor, more vibrant than a festival of lights in Delhi. during a..."

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"Yo big commander, warm as a fireplace in the coldest Canadian January. on a wooden..."

"System Update for Dad, thanks for teaching me how to be a man, even if 90% of tha..."

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