"To Sir/Madam, my potential is being suffocated here. Consider this my final transm..."

"Ode to my shiny goldie fish, our legacy is more enduring than an old-school mainfr..."

"Important Update for To the resident teenager: I remember when you were small and ..."

"Yo shiny goldie fish, more exciting than a roller coaster at Disney World. across ..."

"To my friendly neighbor, more exciting than a roller coaster at Disney World. duri..."

"Protocol initiated: another trip around the sun has been completed successfully. ..."