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"To Mother, our relationship has become a cycle of expectations and disappointment...."

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"Listen, Neighbor, the proximity of our houses doesn't grant you access to my life...."

"Meow to tiny pink piglet, even if we only had a horse and cart, I would travel the..."

"Listen up Nanny, every day is a sunny beach vacation when we are together. in the ..."